What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 10:39

Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
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Still no good
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Why did Britain steal Gibraltar from Spain?
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How good is KIIT school of management at Bhubaneswar?
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Is the media protecting Kamala Harris?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
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What are some great short jokes?
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
What are some cute picnic ideas for a romantic date?
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why do black people prefer thick, curvy women?
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
What caused the Democratic Party's 2024 presidential campaign to implode so horrifically?
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I just cannot wake up early, even if I sleep on time. What should I do?